My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Even hot girls have to fart
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it
Do you got with me get lost? I know the way
It was a brave man who ate the first oyster
There are three types of economists. Those who can count, and those who can't
Sure, there's no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who' got the
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife |
