You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you
never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work
hard
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting
more head
The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the
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