All generalizations are false
A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already
War does not determine who is right... but who is left
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of
nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so
calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right |
