I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark causechildren
Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it
Statistics are used by people who have no proof
Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his
wallet
You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant
Mental Health is overrated
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